Friday, November 20, 2015

Week 11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Statistics seem to point towards "to get to the other side." This in all reality is just the chicken trying to confuse you. He instead had crossed the road to get away from the government because they were doing tests on him. the reason for this is that he can speak. he crossed the road to get to the gun shop to shoot up the facility. He then left and joined a secret chicken organization that teams up to destroy these kinds of laboratories. So what you think you know about the chicken is wrong. And he sure isn't little either.

8 comments:

  1. why why would you even write this

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  2. I think I'm going to side with the statistics on this one

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  3. I'm imagining Big Bird doing all of those things and pretty funny. I feel like a gun shop would be a bad place to shoot up though cause then literally everyone in there has a weapon to use against the attacker.

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  4. The chicken crossed the road to get to his illuminati meeting. Their chicken group is a small group inside the illuminati

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  5. im part of the chicken organization also

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  6. Umm what, this chicken is savage

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  7. Umm what, this chicken is savage

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