Week 6

The Little Mermaid:

"I wanna become queen," says the evil witch Ursula.
"Yo, we got you homie," says one of the eels.
"yeaa, we gonna steal dat princess and make her luv ya," says the other.
"Onward then you imbeciles. GET ME THAT PRINCESS," exclaims Ursula.
The two eels then swim towards the tower that the princess Ariel is in. They grab her and take her to Ursula's base.
"Let go of me you slithery eels," screamed Ariel.
Ursula is disguised as a different evil witch.
"You're mine now child."
Ursula then cackles after saying this knowing she wins, or so she thought. The king then walks in and slices the eels in half with his trident.
"I'll learn ya real good," he said.
"Daa-" Ariel screeched but was cut off by Ursula covering her mouth.
"Silence, or I'll kill you."
"Over my dead body," hollers the king.
The king then cuts her head off and Ariel, having just watched Alice in Wonderland, yelled, "OFF WITH YO HEAD!"